Jul 9, 2019
1999 – First Year
Was working at a KFC in the Grafton section of Yorktown, Va. Got a
call from Mike Newbern. “Twink, Gary Alcon (ref) can't make it, do
you want to go to Fargo?”
That right there changed it all. Everything.
Stayed in Reed Johnson Hall.
Virginian Christian Smith made the Cadet Freestyle finals at 83.5
pounds. He ended up being a 3x state champion and NCAA qualifier
for Duke and Liberty (He took down Nickerson in 2007 to open up the
tournament).
There was no Buffalo Wild Wings. There was a Bison Turf, there was
a mug and I may or may not have been from Alabama. Or named
Kevin.
Shared a dial-up line with Sara Koenig from NCMat.com (you know her
now as one of the tournament directors for the Super 32. Rob
Sherrill vouched for me for a media credential. Thankfully, I'd met
him in Virginia at the Virginia Duals when I was in high
school.
Don't remember much about the competition since I was still pretty
new to the national scene. We had the Dream Team Classic in VA that
year, so I paid attention to guys like Foley Dowd, Jason Powell,
Clark Forward — and two of those Team USA guys met in the finals,
Damion Hahn beat Jason Potter.
2000 – Year 2
Buffalo Wild Wings Opened. Taco Bell re-opened, it was closed the
year before for renovations.
Harry Lester vs. Mark Jayne, Junior Greco. Jayne was returning JR.
Champ, Lester won cadets the year before. 3-5-3 (BOOM). 132
pounds.
Virginia had two cadet champs – Christian Staylor and Albert
Childress (almost bookends)
Kid named Tyler Safratowich of Minnesota won at 83.5 pounds, did a
backflip, then he started eating.
Mary Kelly going 2-2 in Cadet Freestyle and Micah Amrozowicz, now
the head coach at the Newport News Apprentice School, having to
come from behind to beat her 8-7.
2001 – Year 3
Started doing freelance work for TheMat.com and wrote features on
the Dibbern triplets, Mary Kelly wrestling against the boys in the
Juniors. Cerebral Palsy kid J.C. McMaster – his e-mail address was
pimp_limpin@ something another dot com. Jeff Courtney, a deaf
All-American from West Virginia ? and TRAVIS EFFING LEE.
Lee “leis' greco gold. Beat Nick Simmons. Stopping Simmons from
becoming just the second guy to win 4 JR FS titles. As of right
now, it’s only Alan Fried.
2002 – Year 4 – Drove from ODU.
FIRST YEAR OF FEDERATION WEIGHTS.
WENT FROM 96 AAS TO 120 IN JUNIORS
104-136
Started bringing my radio equipment and doing the webcast for USAW
with Rob and the late Jon Ponwani.
Cleveland – NO
Chicago – Driving down Addison, game over
Milwaukee – Karaoke at a Friday's in Brookfield, WIS
Minneapolis – Twins vs. Angels, Milton vs. Washburn, preview of
ALCS
First year of Junior Women — Malinda Ripley beat Mary Kelly in the
finals. Who the hell is Malinda Ripley? Natasha Umemoto was 3rd.
She got the first pin of the tournament ever.
Poeta beat Metcalf in Cadet FS. Only finals loss in Metcalf's Fargo
career. Stepovers, if I recall correctly for exposure.
Decent year from VA, Anthony Burke from my club was 5th in a
bracket with Coleman Scott, Mike Rowe, Garrett Scott, Mike
Rodrigues, Jake Kreigbaum and Eric Albright. I think I had a team
PA jacket on when I gave Burke a high five after beating Albright
for 5th.
Patrick Bond won Cadet FS.
Todd Meneely was the OW, beating Teyon Ware.
Some guy with an Afro won Junior FS at 171. Herbert was 3rd. Afro
guy recently lost a fight.
VANS WARPED TOUR WAS OUTSIDE.
2003 – Year 5 – Drove from ODU on short notice
Got up, went to Jiffy Lube and boom. Drove to Milwaukee – was using
an old atlas, so I didn't know about the cut through via Rockford
and kept adding 90 more minutes to my ride. Went to the same
Fridays to sing karaoke again.
Sat on top of my truck after a session and listened to a Willie
Nelson concert at Newman Outdoor Stadium. Years later, Doc Jim
Porter would crap all over my Nelson story and say he went and
ended up hanging out with him.
All-Southern Cadet final as Nick Marable of Tennessee beat Ben
Fiacco of Georgia at 145
Cormier vs. Morrison wrestle-off. I slept through the first one.
Not a great moment, but indicative of my 20s.
2004 – Year 6
Rode the bus with team Virginia, wrote a blog as we went all week
for the old Mat Talk. Won the Connect 4 championship on the bus,
beat Josh Wine 51 consecutive times in Connect 4. Finished up my
last college class two weeks after getting home. Finishing up 7
years in college.
Henry Cejudo beat Spenser Mango in the Greco finals, was up 9-0 or
something and thought he'd gotten the tech, then Mango bombed him
for 3 (should have been 5) before Cejudo finished it 13-3.
2005- Year 7 –
Hired at InterMat. Pretty sure I flew.
Stayed at either the Econo Lodge or the Best Western near Bucks. I
still hear the bullhorn go off whenever I hear Mony Mony.
Florida had a monster year, although I got into an “argument” with
Rob Sherrill about who Franklin Gomez counted for — Florida or
Puerto Rico. I say PR, because that's who he was representing.
Robby Smith beat Cody Gardner in Freestyle, which stunned us from
VA. Justin Wren won in Greco, but when Luke Ashmore won, they all
climbed over the railing to celebrate, then trying to go back, Wren
got into an argument with a security guard and got thrown out.
Couple of Wyoming kids met in the Greco finals, but one had moved
to Ohio. Tyler Cox pinned David Taylor in Cadet Greco. Taylor beat
BJ Futrell to win cadet FS at 91 ? pounds.
2006 – Year 8
First year of the garbage rules.
Hit a rainstorm coming through O'Hare and spent the night there.
Connor McDonald took my spot on the last plane to Fargo from
O'Hare. Then he wins the tournament. The little shit.
ODU had two signees in the Fargo finals — James Nicholson at 119
and Adam Koballa at 130.
Eric Grajales bombed Donte Butler and during my interview, Butler
cut through it talking some trash. Grajales goes “I just fived
you!” in response. Butler has the unique distinction of being the
ONLY five-time finalist to never win a title.
Eli and Michaela Hutchison become first brother-sister combo to win
Junior titles in the same year.
2007 – Year 9
Oregon's Norman Richmond with the breakout performance splitting
finals with Jason Chamberlain
Helen Maroulis wins a chicken, Nicole Woody goes nuts and ruins my
interview.
Hayden Zillmer and Jade Rauser at the same weight — 84 pounds —
Zillmer doubled at 84 pounds.
Alton brothers, Josh Kindig from PA. Nasty.
2008 – Year 10 – Last year at InterMat
Drove straight through from PA to Minnesota. Stopped in St. Cloud
for about 2 hours, missed the first session.
2009 – Year 11 – Wrestling 411/USAW
“That just happened” – This was the finals where Mark Grey was
about to start giving an interview, then he was brought back to the
mat to re-wrestle the last few seconds of a second period, only to
have Ben Whitford score, force a third and then win the title with
a third-period win. Man, those rules sucked.
2010 – Year 12 – USA Wrestling
F-Rod's Triple Crown
Ringer over Ness
Grant LaMont makes Greco finals at Juniors as a first-year Cadet.
He doesn’t wrestle on Sundays and Cadet Greco kicked off on a
Sunday. Well, let’s move up.
2011 – Year 13 – USA Wrestling
Parker VonEgidy makes finals with TWO losses. Ended up with 3.
Situation – Abounader, VonEgidy, O'Donnell- won by Ricky Robertson.
I think I’ve rehashed this on every single show I’ve had Dom
Abounader on.
Pat Downey with limited FS experience wins over Jordan Rogers at
171. This looks a lot better now than it did then.
2012 – Year 14 – USA Wrestling
Zain vs. Zane at 132. Retherford would win cadet WC that year.
Cox/Snyder – J'Den wins Freestyle, Kyle wins Greco.
Brett Haas wrestles them both.
Willie crashed on my couch and squatted all week during his TOM
era.
2013 – Year 15 – AWN/TOM
Did the interviews on short notice.
Elijah Oliver's gross cauliflower ear
Stephanie Hampton making fun of my clothing choices.
Jake Marnin was a JV kid and won the cadet triple crown
2014 – Year 16 – Mat Talk
Coltan Williams from Texas, OMG that throw in Cadet FS vs. Wilson
Smith of NC
Johnny Blankenship and Trey Meyer going through my table, and
through me — no STWP tonight folks.
2015 – Year 17 – Mat Talk
How good those cadet champs were. Gable Steveson, Schwartz, RBY,
Raimo, Warner.
Wittlake's shoes.
Interviewed the Mayor of Fargo for Short Time. He lied about there
not being any construction around town.
2016 – Year 18 – Mat Talk
Turf burned down. Nothing else matters.
2017- Year 19 – Mat Talk
Alabama’s Sam Latona won the state’s first Junior freestyle
championship. The soon-to-be Virginia Tech signee claimed gold at
106 pounds. Two months before they would win Cadet World
Championships, Will Lewan and Aaron Brooks won Fargo titles. No
Turf, so Herd & Horns was the replacement venue for mugs. There
weren’t nearly as many shenanigans there, simply because it was
cleaner, neater and had better food.
2018 – Year 20 – Mat Talk
The Turf re-opened. There was again cornhole to be played. Willie,
Spey and myself championed the first ever Wrestling Trivia night.
Spey dropped some quality knowledge, all the while Willie answered
ONE question, then paraded around the restaurant like he was the
freaking MVP. Entries here were 4,999, just one below the elusive
5,000. Carson Manville represented Pennsylvania, however that
works, and won double Cadet titles. Jakason Burks was mighty
impressive, winning Nebraska’s first Cadet freestyle title since
Thomas Gilman represented the state in 2010. Super beastly crop of
champions on the Junior freestyle side of things too with pretty
much everyone being a hammer.
Introduced Earl Smith to Fargo. Ashley Sword showed me that I could
get free nachos with the Buffalo Wild Wings app. I was also
interviewed by Wayne Fish. Zach Elam generally thought I was mad at
him. Discovered Labby’s has Castle Cream Ale on draft – the last
night we were there.
2019- Year 21 – Mat Talk
The mug turns 21. The bartenders at The Turf are tired of hearing
that story.
Things I can't remember the year, but are of note.
— The year the first session was canceled because they couldn't get
the first electronic bracketing set.
— When Fargo went from 1 a.m. to 2 a.m. for last call.
— Beating Kendall Cross in Foosball AND Greg Jones in Darts in the
same night.
— Mike Newbern driving us to Bucks and bumping a redneck's truck in
the parking lot of a country bar, later determined it wasn't much
of a country bar.
— $2.50 domestics at the Turf.
— The Flo intern who wasn't old enough to drink.
— The Flo intern who got his fake ID taken
— Drinking dirty martinis and playing silver strike bowling with
Jeff Blatnick.
— Ted Witulski standing next to me saying “We'd like to hire him if
we could finally get him to graduate” — this might have been in
2002.
— Bucky Maughan telling me Grain Belt Premium will put hair on your
balls.
— The story about how I missed the first Cormier-Morrison
wrestle-off.
— Karaoke at Chumleys.
— Dwaft wrestling at Coaches.
— Coach from Delaware eating glass. Like chewing it up.
— Unnamed USA Wrestling intern thinking it was a good idea to go up
to his HS coach at Perkins at 4 a.m.
— Unnamed USA Wrestling intern (a different one) showing up late
for noon sessions because of their footwear.
— Doing a story on The Turf.
— Willie taking about an hour and a half to order lunch at B-Dubs,
which is almost a yearly occurrence.
— The referees chants when entering the Turf.